Robin: Sam has a shopvac in the toilet and is sucking out the poopy contents.
Robin: Gideon dropped the top of your electric razor into his poop and flushed. Im paying Sam $5.50 to retrieve it. If he is unsuccessful I am paying $4.00.
Matt: you think it is still down there?
Robin: well the toilet is stopped up so I hope so.
Also somebody stopped up the other toilet with too much TP and Abbey flushed and the toilet overflowed in the other bathroom. I have house guests coming tomorrow.
I see now why mothers get jobs and send their children to daycare.
I can hear screaming now coming from the other room. THEY FOUND IT!
Gideon: WE GOT IT OUT BUT THERES POO ON IT!! SAM GETS FIVE BUCKS! CLOSE YOUR EYES ITS SCARY!!
I dont know maybe it is worth staying home for... ; )