16 April 2013

The things I text (gmail chat actually) to Matt while he is at work


Robin: Sam has a shopvac in the toilet and is sucking out the poopy contents.
Matt: Wow.
Robin: Gideon dropped the top of your electric razor into his poop and flushed. Im paying Sam $5.50 to retrieve it. If he is unsuccessful I am paying $4.00. 
Matt: you think it is still down there?
Robin: well the toilet is stopped up so I hope so.
      Also somebody stopped up the other toilet with too much TP and Abbey flushed and the toilet       overflowed in the other bathroom. I have house guests coming tomorrow. 

      I see now why mothers get jobs and send their children to daycare.

      I can hear screaming now coming  from the other room. THEY FOUND IT! 

Gideon: WE GOT IT OUT BUT THERES POO ON IT!! SAM GETS FIVE BUCKS! CLOSE YOUR EYES ITS SCARY!!


I dont know maybe it is worth staying home for... ; )

10 April 2013

Doctrine according to a Three Year Old

God is down in the ground, alive.
He can go everywhere except for the cafe.
We have three Gods, this much Gods