luke while playing risk: "I'm going to take over an entire consonant"
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abbie after being told to make her bed: "mom, i can't get the sheep off the bed"
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giddybug after titus tried to steal his shirt off his back: "no, you'll put a hoe in it"
dad: "gideon, do you mean a hole in it"
giddybug: "yeah, a hoe"