08 July 2011

Sayings XXXXXI

I asked Titus how he slept.  He said, "With my eyes shut."

Sayings XXXXX

When our toddlers cry for a ridiculus reason, Matt and I say to them, "Its the end of the world.  Cry like you mean it!"

Today Abbey was crying because Gideon had my lap and she didn't.  Gideon said, "Abbey! Its not the end of your life!"

04 July 2011

Sayings XXXXIX

Dad was on a drive with just Titus, and Titus said, "Luke says we can't be in the front seat, because if we get in an accident the bean bag will come out."

06 June 2011

Sayings XXXXIV: Winnie the Poo

Big buddies are to help their little buddies to find clothes and get dressed. This morning we heard Gideon said to his buddy, "I want to wear my Honey the Poo shorts."

30 May 2011

Sayings XXXXVIII: Infinity

Silas: I'm as big as the world
Ben Hornok: I'm infinity
Silas: I'm infinity plus one
Ben: I'm infinity squared
Silas: I'm infinity rectangled

Ben: Hey GiddyBug, how's my breath
Gideon: uh, not good.

22 May 2011

Sayings XXXXVII: Mechanical Pencil

Silas said his was broken so he needed to go get another robotical pencil.