First make a giant mess in the dining room picking through the grapes.


Then make a giant mess of the kitchen and counter by squashing the picked fruit.

Heat the entire house to 220 degrees Fahrenheit while boiling the juice and sugar.


Give yourself a second degree burn while straining the seeds and skins.

And you have jelly.

Lastly, secure for yourself a cute small child to sell your wares.


Maybe have him wear a shirt.