Dad: what is your favorite subject at school
Luke: does recess count?
Dad: no
Luke: then I choose lunch.
Luke: why did you marry mom?
Dad: I'm not going to tell you.
Luke: whyyyyy?
Dad: cuz you'll just say EEEWWW!
Luke: no I won't
Dad: yes you will
Luke: no I won't. just tell me.
Dad: ok, I married your mom cuz I love her and I want to kiss her.
Luke: EEEWWW!
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