23 February 2011

Sayings XXXIV

I don't remember who said these things. We've laughed about them for years.
Samuel or Josiah: "I have a splending headache"

Josiah or Silas: "I'm freezing hot" (he thought "freezing cold" meant very cold, so freezing hot must mean very hot)

Josiah ( I think): "Dad, you have a giant nipple on your neck."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What i want to know is, what is on matt's neck that could be mistaken for a giant nipple?... gross!

Little Snortster said...

That would be a pimple.

Anonymous said...

Well, that is relieving.